Category: Celebrity OOPS!
Whitney’s Respiratory Infection Sparks the Paparazzi
Erykah Badu Gets No Easter Cheer For Her Video
Last time I had checked on the front of Erykah Badu’s controversial new music video shoot, where she was walking naked through Dealey Plaza in Dallas, TX, she wasn’t going to be charged. In fact, the Dallas police had stated that because no one actually called in a complaint at the time of the video shoot, they weren’t going to slap a charge on her. But, of course, leave it to someone to take things too far and to whine. A Texas woman has now filed a complaint of indecency with the Dallas police and they will be charging her with disorderly conduct. That means that in the mail, Badu’s about to get a citation for a $500 fine. Now, I have issue with this for more than one reason.
First of all, the video was shot completely in one take, and it involves her actually stripping down until she’s completely nude, where a gunshot then rings out and she crumples to the ground while what looks like blue blood then spills down onto the ground until it forms the word “groupthink.” So, you’re talking about maybe a minute of time where she is actually nude, and it was in one take. One minute, people. In my opinion, that’s guerilla theatre, and this should fall under artistic license. Regardless of if she warned the public of it, given that she didn’t and it was only her and a cameraman, she wasn’t walking around for hours on end with no clothes on shouting “Look at my boobies, children! Look at my boobies!” In fact, I’m more stuned that someone filed an indecency complaint against a woman who bared all in what is a very beautiful and non-sexual way, when it’s not like anyone files complaints against Usher for having a single where he drops the F-bomb throughout the entire chorus.
What does Badu have to say about this? She’s stunned, too. She says she’s been more naked in her lyrics and her words, and that’s where real vulnerability lies.
Gaga’s got a real “Bad Romance”
Lil Wayne’s Jail Term To Finally Begin
Lil Wayne Gets ANOTHER Magic Trial Postponement
John Mayer, Take a CHILL PILL!
Normally, I’m totally cool with any interview a celebrity puts out, and even if it’s about their personal life, it’s still totally up for grabs. But, I do draw the line when his interview hits levels of inappropriate and a little bit of controversy when it becomes about race. That and I also think it’s a little distasteful to start telling people about what your wang does, but that being said, John Mayer has certainly made quite a statement this last week. Known for being a playboy of the music world and dating women like Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson, it seems that none of his exes are going to appreciate the almost misogynistic ways he referred to his sexual exploits with Playboy.
With profanity and references to Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine,” Mayer’s interview really seems to rub the wrong way. It’s one thing to talk about his exes, but it’s another to sound disrespectful to the point of objectifying Simpson (Not that she needs any help, as she often objectifies herself on her own just fine).
On the other hand, his words about Aniston were fairly nicer, with all sorts of nice and kinds words to say about her, while also quelling rumors that he’d written songs in his new album about Aniston. He mentioned about how he’d been getting “less ass” since he became a huge star because he doesn’t want to jump through hoops, but if his opinion of women is still the same as it’s been since then, then it’s no wonder that comments about how his manhood was a “White supremicist” that preferred to be with white women, but that he wanted to start dating out of that type.
Either way, that interview came off as very “Good ole boys” in the WORST kind of way, and if that’s his opinion of women in general… I’m surprised Aniston hadn’t broken up with him sooner.
Lil Wayne’s Chompers Save Him From Sentencing – For Now
For Lil Wayne, famous rap star who hit the news junket last year over a arrest for gun possession, seems to have been spared his sentencing for that particular offense for another two months. The reason? Dental surgery. Of course, for Lil Wayne, this reprieve is going to be temporrary, because once these multiple, urgent surgeries are completed, he’ll still have to face sentencing for his conviction of illegal possession of a firearm. It certainly seems convenient, though, that it’s his teeth are such a health risk that he needs to have surgeries before he can be sentenced for an offense he was convicted of.
All the weirdness and bias aside, the sentencing has now been changed to be on March 2nd and it looks like the Supreme Court Justice that needs to sentence him, Charles Solomon, has no more patience for him. There will be no other delays in the sentencing, according to the justice. And what sentence is Lil Wayne looking at? Well, with good behavior, he might be able to get out in eight months, but he’ll be looking at around a year in jail, and that was with a plea deal.
Oddly enough, Lil Wayne was silent on Tuesday, when he stood in court with his dreadlocks and was later brought out of court and immediately into a black SUV. Of course, people were curious as to why exactly he needed this surgery and why it hadn’t been done sooner, but all that his defense lawyer Stacey Richman could say was that it was a medical concern and that had his dentist not been out of the country with charity work, he would have had it done sooner. Sounds a little fishy, and it’s only delaying the inevitable.
Men At Work Sued Over Their FLUTE?!
When you think of “Down Under,” the famous song by the Aussie 80s band Men At Work, there’s no way that you can’t think of that telltale flute riff. Here’s the tricky part, though. According to lawyers in Australia, that riff is a plagarism of the song sung by Girl Guides everywhere, “Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.” The song about that native bird of Australia was written by Marion Sinclair over 70 years ago, who was a teacher who wrote it for a Girl Guides competition. But, it turns out that the music publishing company Larrikin Music has own the copyright to the song since Sinclair passed away in 1988 and they finally filed for a copyright lawsuit in the last year.

Now, if you didn’t know the tune of both songs really well, you probably wouldn’t even realize that it had similarities. And as far as similarities go, I have to say that the Vanilla Ice sample of “Under Pressure”‘s guitar riff seemed like a more blatant rip-off than the flute from Kookaburra. But, the Federal Court Justice Peter Jacobson says differently and has determined that the flute is taking a significant amount of the original music and replicated it for “Down Under.”
Earlier, the justice had already given both of the parties the orders to start looking into what kind of compensation Larrikin should receive from the record companies for Men at Work, EMI Songs Australia and BMG Music Entertainment, as well as Ron Strykert and Colin Hay, the songwriters of the band. And we’re talking MILLIONS here, as the settlement could end up giving up to 60 percent of all of “Down Under”‘s royalties since it was released back in 1983.
As for Men At Work? Well, Colin Hay has gone on record saying that he realized he was borrowing from the tune but thought that it was as generic and public domain as Ring Around the Rosy. Talk about an expensive blunder.
Steve Tyler Needs a Replacement?!
Okay, so you might have heard a whisper here or there that Steve Tyler was now in rehab for a major addiction to painkillers. He announced it back in December, but he also announced that he was going to be actively writing and recording along with Aerosmith as soon as he could get things squared away. As it turns out, though, the guitarist, Joe Perry, has just let loose a major bombshell. The rest of the band is looking to replace Tyler.
Now, your brain probably just went “What? Aerosmith without Steve Tyler? Is that even possible?” But, the boys of the band have started to put the word out that not only is it possible, they’re going to be holding actual auditions soon to find the new front runner of Aerosmith. They haven’t stated whether or not this is going to be a permanent switch, but let’s just say that if Tyler doesn’t get clean quick, he might find himself kicked out of the band.
Part of the problem isn’t just that Tyler’s in rehab, though, it’s also because he’s got surgery on top of it, and there’s just no telling if he’ll be out in time for the 2011 40th anniversary of the group coming up. There’s a few people that they’ve spoken to, and the band, not surprisingly, sees having a new singer the same as getting a guitarist for when someone’s sick. Unlike many other bands, where the singer sees himself as the front liner and without him, the band would never make it, it looks like Aerosmith is not following that formula. There’s no official word on when the auditions will be, but it looks like whoever steps in is going to have some massive, massive shoes to fill and some fans to majorly impress. I do not envy the singer.
Can Mariah’s Melons Stop Getting Photo Opportunities?
It isn’t often that I get up in arms about how celebrities look, but when it comes to musicians who are talented enough to know that their “gazangas” don’t need to make an appearance at the Golden Globes, too, that just annoys me. After all, we all know that Mariah Carey has a vocal range that stuns and is the envy of many a woman, and we know that she has now begun a career (again, as no one wants to even think about “Glitter”) in film once more. That’s all fine and wonderful, and really, we should all be glad that she’s getting out there and expanding her range of talents. But, there are two talents of hers that really need to stay put away, and that would be her substantial bosom.
Every single picture of her from the Golden Globes was one of mixed reactions. On the one hand, she looked gorgeous, and significantly more sober than the last time people called attention to her work on “Precious,” but her chest was swelling, no – BURSTING out of her top and she should know better. I want to know why not a single one of the people who work with her told her to get a dress with the top being a little bigger. Of everyone who must have to look her over before she hits the red carpet, no one realized that it looked like someone had mated a push-up bra and gel inserts to make those suckers pop so much?
Don’t get me wrong, Mariah Carey is still a musician now dabbling in acting, but the impression that every single dress worn needs to make it look like your endowments are literally falling out of your top is really getting old. I mean, there used to be a time when you had to pay to get to see that much. Now? I’m getting them for free and way more than I wanted.





