It isn’t often that I get up in arms about how celebrities look, but when it comes to musicians who are talented enough to know that their “gazangas” don’t need to make an appearance at the Golden Globes, too, that just annoys me. After all, we all know that Mariah Carey has a vocal range that stuns and is the envy of many a woman, and we know that she has now begun a career (again, as no one wants to even think about “Glitter”) in film once more. That’s all fine and wonderful, and really, we should all be glad that she’s getting out there and expanding her range of talents. But, there are two talents of hers that really need to stay put away, and that would be her substantial bosom.
Every single picture of her from the Golden Globes was one of mixed reactions. On the one hand, she looked gorgeous, and significantly more sober than the last time people called attention to her work on “Precious,” but her chest was swelling, no – BURSTING out of her top and she should know better. I want to know why not a single one of the people who work with her told her to get a dress with the top being a little bigger. Of everyone who must have to look her over before she hits the red carpet, no one realized that it looked like someone had mated a push-up bra and gel inserts to make those suckers pop so much?
Don’t get me wrong, Mariah Carey is still a musician now dabbling in acting, but the impression that every single dress worn needs to make it look like your endowments are literally falling out of your top is really getting old. I mean, there used to be a time when you had to pay to get to see that much. Now? I’m getting them for free and way more than I wanted.